Popularity Contest

Taking on the top daily search engine topics.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Avatar

Is anyone else not the slightest bit interested in seeing this movie? The aliens just look like a cross between a smurf and an elf.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Twilight

Has anyone seen that new Harry Potter movie New Moon's Twilight? A friend told me it was written by the guy who also directed The Musicals of High School.

Tiger Woods

Today, Tiger Woods was voted Top Athlete of the Year. Somebody forgot to let the pollsters know that golf isn't really a sport. Oh, and the jury is still out on which of his mistresses will be voted Top Homewrecker of the Year.